Jenny works in a shitty ass office at the cardboard box factory, she fucking hates her job, but needs a payrise to buy herself a boat so she can recreate the boats and hoes scene from Step Brothers, she walks into her bosses office, Mr Johnson, who probably has a big Johnson. Jenny wouldn’t mind [...]

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Posted on January 12th, 2009
Posted by Miss Maggie Mayhem

I never used to be a shoe girl. I used to rely on one pair of dress shoes, one pair of hiking boots, and some sneakers. I never saw a need for a closet full of shoes and I thought it was a little silly.
And then one day, I changed my mind. I was [...]

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Posted on January 10th, 2009
Posted by Miss Maggie Mayhem

Man the middle ages were some fucked up times. This curvy blonde hottie was apparently a witch, who used her powers to make dudes penises smaller beacause shes a bitter old slag. Van Helsing was summoned by the village elders and requested to hunt this bitch down and to make their dongs all big and [...]

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Posted on January 6th, 2009
Posted by Miss Maggie Mayhem

So Obama is going to be sworn in to office Jan 20th. As you can imagine, a metric fuck ton of people are going to flood D.C. because not only is it a major historical event, the bars are also going to be open 24 hours and serving booze for most of the hours in [...]

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Posted on January 3rd, 2009
Posted by Miss Maggie Mayhem