This slutty blonde whore couldn’t wait for her first date with Raul, he seemed like a great guy, not the type to tie you up in a basement and fuck you till you cry, but oh well! After seeing Die Hard 4.0 at the cinema (which fucking sucked), and dinner at Red Lobster (classy), he [...]

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Posted on January 8th, 2009
Posted by Miss Maggie Mayhem

Jenny was a little nerdy teen studying in the library, when all of a sudden the Sons of Anarchy, famous motorcycle gang burst through the door and stole a bunch of Harry Potter books since they’re fucking insane. However one of them, called Butch spotted nerdy Jenny fingering her pussy while reading about Hitler, he [...]

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Posted on January 7th, 2009
Posted by Miss Maggie Mayhem

Man the middle ages were some fucked up times. This curvy blonde hottie was apparently a witch, who used her powers to make dudes penises smaller beacause shes a bitter old slag. Van Helsing was summoned by the village elders and requested to hunt this bitch down and to make their dongs all big and [...]

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Posted on January 6th, 2009
Posted by Miss Maggie Mayhem

So Obama is going to be sworn in to office Jan 20th. As you can imagine, a metric fuck ton of people are going to flood D.C. because not only is it a major historical event, the bars are also going to be open 24 hours and serving booze for most of the hours in [...]

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Posted on January 3rd, 2009
Posted by Miss Maggie Mayhem